One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Damn victory sex feels great
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
So. Much. Porn.
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