i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Randomize
