She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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