Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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