Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Randomize
