As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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