I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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