u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
she told me i tasted like america
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Your penis caused this!
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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