Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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