is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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