Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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