My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
