Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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