so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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