The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm at about main and main street
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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