You're so nebulous sometimes
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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