One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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