No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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