did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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