Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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