they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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