Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i barfeds in our rink
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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