i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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