census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Why did my mother make you get naked?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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