we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
God, I missed his penis.
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