sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
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