I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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