I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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