Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
It's shark week go big or go home
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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