It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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