I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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