"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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