YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
she was so not down for the gang bang
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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