But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
People in love make me want to vomit
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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