Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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