How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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