ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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