is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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