margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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