i just wanna soil my oats bro
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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