i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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