i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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