Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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