Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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