I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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