hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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