VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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