i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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