This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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