and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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